Tuesday, April 6, 2010

I should come with a disclaimer

I feel like i need to clear up a few things about me and what i am all about, let me just sum up myself before people get attached to me through this blog.

*If you know me and expect me not to talk about you, well...... thats going to be a problem

*If you do not have common sense I must advise you to shut your trap around me. There is nothing more aggravating then some one with out it.

*When you are looking for someone to buy into your pathetic problems please don't come to me, I could care less about your delusional problems, some people have real ones.

*I don't dislike you...I DISLIKE EVERYONE!

*When i come over to borrow a cup of milk thats all I am coming for not to hear you gripe for 30 minutes over your incompetent husband I DON'T CARE!!

*If I do not answer my phone after the second time you have called me it is because I don't want to talk to you LEAVE ME ALONE... creeper much?

I'm not a mean person i promise! I know that this may come off as bitchy to some but life is to short to be hiding behind something you are not. What you see is what you get with me.

1 comment:

Jules said...

You forgot, when we are together and you are around us, expect us to talk about you right in front of you.
~So you don't wanna hear my pathetic problems anymore?

~Oooh now I know you have avoided my calls and you ARE talking about me! Now I will make sure I call a third and fourth time.

and You are a mean person, admit it. :o)