Can they Make a wig out of your birds nest?

So the time has come, I knew it would. Thought I prepared myself and would be Ok, But yesterday in the shower my hair just started falling out by the handfulls.  So I Had a major meltdown in the shower, I was screaming, Alex came home and was wondering what the hell was going on. I handed him my hair. said Take it. He takes it and says "Do you want to keep it?" "Excuse Me? You kidding me?" Alex: "well cant they make a wig out of it?" Do you see it! Its a big clump of Birds nest!!! Its a Big Wad of nasty overgrown Pubic hair! Wtf is going on in a mans brain? I know he totally meant well, but men are seriously Stupid sometimes. So I go to get my blood drawn , then came to Daisys house. And I go in the bathroom to show her. I take off my hat. and let her see. Audrey who is 3 stood there and said Auntie you can borrow my hats until the Drs are done giving you medicine and your hair grows back. God bless her heart! So it is to the point where I need to just shave it. Maybe have a bottle of wine and go for it, cause it is more emotional to have this happen everyday.