Stupid people are Stupid

Well I honestly believe everyone out there has there hypochondria moments. Whether it be exaggerating a discomfort, or one of those times your symptoms happen to be matched up with a life threatening disease. We all know your fine. Yes, you are dying it is going to happen but don't for a second think that you will glorify your coming of death with some far fetched disease you do not have. Or even that people will sympathize with you and feel sorry for you. If you honestly believed something was wrong you would go to the Dr. Oh wait, you did go to the Dr? Oh?! everything is fine hmm strange... Yes there are those occasions where Dr's make mistakes or they are stupid and are too blind to see what is the problem because like everyone else they are just there to collect a paycheck. But someone needs to put there foot down and tell you that you are full of shit. Nothing is wrong with you, you just like not working! Fuck i mean who really wants to wakeup and go to work when you can be collecting a check from popping pills and drinking all day at home right? SIGN ME UP!! I feel as an advocate of people who make a honest living working it is my duty to tell you all to stop. Go into work tomorrow bright and early Monday morning and when you see that spilled liquid on the floor, SLIP ON IT! or if you see a moving vehicle at your job go ahead slightly step in front of it. Fawk it, everyone else is sitting on there ass collecting checks for injury's on the job that are so not legit why not you?If this doesn't happen to work and your claim is dismissed go out to your local super market and wait until the produce guy waters our yummy leafy greens and slip, make sure this is in a well survelianced area. Why continue working when you can be living up the life! Screw morals