Bikini Wax Anyone

So I am minding my own business last night and I get a IM from a certain someone whom I think should remain anonymous. We will call her Dolly. Dolly decides to inform me that she attempted to wax her Gates Of Heaven. She innocently says to me, " So I tried to give myself a brazillian earlier." Just the thought of it made me cringe. "What in the world would possess you to do it yourself?!"
Dolly: I was just bored.
Me: Bored?! I have been bored all damn night and the thought never occured to me to hear up the wax and lather it all over My Peek a chu and rip it off!!
Dolly: I just wante to try it
Me: are you drunk, high?
Dolly: No just bored

Ok now people try drugs, they try bungee jumping Who in the hell tries to wax themselves!!!!
Now this is not the first time someone i know has tried to do it themselves. For some reason they all decide to share this info with me.
If I were to decide to wax MYSELF it would probably look something like this.
Girls and I go out drinking, come back, drink some more. A conversation gets started and I volunteer to have a UNTRAINED person do it on me.
I actually remember a few years ago going out and celebrating a friends 30th we got her pretty drunk. so drunk that I took her to Diamond and got her in a crotchless cat suit. If you knew who she was you would understand why It is so hilarious.. When we got back to drop off girls to their cars I made her get out in this suit and walk down the street to my car. At this time the movies were letting out and she was totally oblivious to what the hell was going on. It was great! we should have convinced her to let us wax her. Gawd she needed it! Ok got off track there.
So I found this video about waxing. It is great! I love how all the women look so relaxed and happy. Watch the one who says to her friend It will be painless. Oh then there is this guy! reminded me of when my friend Jorge had me wax his back. LOL
http://www.mediabum.com/videos/bikini-waxing.html
FYI please dont wax yourself. Go get it done. If you are going to do it yourself, take a few shots and some percocet.